Friday, May 2, 2008

A Nick Hogan Rant

Ok Nick Hogan, first of all I have to really give it to you. You are a fighter. When you’re Dad became Hulk Hogan, you took it like a man, even as he ripped off his shirt, got all greased up, and grappled with Randy Savage in front of the world for 25 years. Then, your Dad got a show that made you look like a fucking retard, walking around the house with your fat, frizzy haired friend all day talking about Nissans. The whole world was introduced to what a total douche nozzle you are, and still, you decided to live on.

Then, your sister became a 7 foot tall whore, and everyone jacked off to her. After that, you managed to paralyze your friend and give him severe brain damage by trying to race your other dumbass friend. Way to go brosef.

By the way Nick, that Nissan killed itself that night. It wasn’t an accident. The car couldn’t stand being driven by you. You and your retard friends, driving around and listening to Pennywise, stomping on it’s gas pedal and spilling Mountain Dew in it’s back seat… yes… that Nissan drove ITSELF into that tree…. but still you managed to live.

Man you are an asshole. Even after all this, you can still be seen on your dad’s show moping around like a fucking loser, usually in the background pawing through the pantry for corn pops like a bear in the municipal dump while your mom tells “Terry” to stop drinking beer with his wrestling buddy dolls in the garage.

As if that weren’t bad enough, your Dad nailed Brooke’s best friend with his weird Hogan penis. Man, that stings. You couldn’t nail her, Nick, because you aren’t the Hulk. You’re more like the bulk. A big heavy burden on Hulk Hogan and Layla or whatever the hell your mom’s name is.

What else could you possibly do wrong, Nick Hogan? Is walking around with that undeserved sense of self worth the only thing you know how to do, because last time I checked, that doesn’t count as a job - that’s just being a piece of shit. It’s time for you to leave this mortal coil, Nicholas. It’s time.

Kill yourself and let me have sex with your giantess sister, Nick Hogan. I’ll even let mother Layla join, since she’s so mad at the Hulkster for banging her daughter’s friend. She’d probably love to squat on top of my radish while Brooke sucks my unwashed hand in the lazy river at Hurricane Harbor. That’s right, I’m going to treat your family to a day at the water park first, because I’m a deserving sexual partner for your mother and sister. Pave the way to my dreams, Nick, and just die already.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON'T like evil and refuse to grant this feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their reincarnation as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.

Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of morbid disfavor once you understand that females are the God's favored gender. Muhammad's (Mohammed's) polygamy halfway through his life as a prophet was preditory. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believes in male superiority and that the abuse of women is God's will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in the recent past.
Black member size is temptation to a predisposed population.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent's original superpower also played a major role in African slavery.

Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings. This is the purpose behind many black's historical tendancy towards resistance.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they experienced higher numbers of children accend into heaven because they were taught to think and behave appropriately, which they passed on to their children. Our preditory envionment of "freedom" was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to the people's disfavor.

Even the Old Testiment is not to be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women's attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.

Think about what I say. Consider what I teach. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God's way to grant some time before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their "investment".
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Too many are confident, unaware of the God's awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God's temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.
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